urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:linda_jane http://www.geocities.com/beatlesfann2003/stalking.html linda_jane 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:linda_jane:23524 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z wellll guess what happened. it was interesting. <br />no, really, guess.<br />have you guessed yet? okay here it is.<br />so yesterday we looked out the window and a house was on fire. hmmm, interesting, I said. I wonder if I can loot it for stuff. Mother called the fire department. damn. I was disappointed. The fire thingy came. They talked to the people in the house. <br /><br />"You know," said the fireman, "you're not really supposed to burn old shoes inside of your house." <br />"really!" <br />"really. why the FUCK were you burning SHOES inside of your OWN HOUSE???" (I've taken a bit of.... artistic license with his exact words)<br />"to get rid of the mosquitoes, of course" <br />"yeeahh... the giant puddle of filthy water in your yard here might have something to do with the mosquitoes."<br />"REALLY! I would never have guessed."<br />"also, burning rubber gives off toxic fumes"<br />"it DOES???"<br />"it does."<br /><br />and so on and so forth. why are people so fucking STUPID??