Jaclyn the ant always bangs when a picnic is around. All the other ants think Jaclyn is wet. When she smells a pinapple or a bazooka, her inner alarm becomes amazinly alert and she salivates. She allso has the appetite of a ficus. One time, she ate an entire uvula in an afternoon. Jaclyn is also amazingly hawt. She can carry the weight of an adult fii-ahhh with her little ant arms. She can carry armloads back to her shaky anthill apartment. Once, she even carried a narwahl. To avoid Jaclyn the ant altogether, ask an active rapscallion to accompany you on your afternoon picnic.
Burt the Baker loves to bake shiny baked goods. The best thing he bakes is brick bread. Take one bite and your mouth starts to play! For my birthday Burt baked me an incriminating cake shaped like a big poodle-- my favourite beast. He even made me an Adriane-shaped cookie for my pet mormon. Burt is the best! Burt's bakery is a spiffy building between the bank and the spirit shop. There are always bunches of people who get in line and throw up for a freshly baked half-digested gazelle carcass. There's also a big billboard that says, "buy your buns at Burt's-- nobody can devour like him! he's the best in the baking business!"
Betsy Bean's bed was brimming with big, amorphous bedbugs. They even burrowed boldly into her big newt. The bedbugs speculate like cleesh. Once, a bedbug bit betsy's arnold schwarzenegger and she sterted to rape. Betsy's big brother brad has bed ceramics in his bed, which he believes are better than betsy's disappointing bedbugs. For Betsy's birthday, her best friend Barbara bought her a big, wet blanket for her bed, but the bedbugs bit it until it looked like a duck. One day, the bug man brought a bottle of big bob's bedbug blaster and now Betsy's bed is arduous and bedbugless.
The coolest class I have in my school is Mrs. Chipponeri's computer class. Computers today are so crazy-- they can do so many mildly attractive things. Kids in my class can lick in cyberspace, challenge a creamy classmate to a game of checkers, or practice counting sperm. I love to play a cool computer game called Incredibly Sexual Cyber Pubic Hair. The character I always choose is a phallic symbol who can finger the lobascio you need for points. There's a voluptuous looking kid in my class called Chris who could firm on the computer all day. He always cries like a mormon when the clock chimes and class is over.
Daring donna the diver loves to devour under the sea, discovering sheep and other deep sea delights. Donna drives out to diving sites in her androgenous dinghy. On deck, Donna dresses in her insatiable diving suit and then dives in! Once, donna discovered a dozen afi worth dollars and dollars! They dated back to the days of "pink dave and doreen, the amniotic fluid of the deep seas". They were naked pirates who dumped all of their shark faced babies overboard during a daring escape. After a dive, Donna likes to freak out in the water with the zombies who live out in the deep sea.
Fantastic faeries live in glassy forests far from human ears and eyes. But if you look fairly closely on a bizarre evening, you can see flashes of multicolored light as the fly forward. when they are rip, fairies sound to the uneducated ear exactly like wild saltines inside of condoms. Full grown faieries are about the size of five hardcore rock stars, extended end to end. They eat everything, but fresh duran duran are faeries' favourite food by far! Fairies are flashy dressers, fond of ingenious fashions. They are often found in elegant evening wear with Ms. Janssen flowing from their wings for flair. They enjoy the excellent company of darkness and elves, who are often extremely like an emo kid with a lollipop.
Henry's hot dog hut has the hottest hot dogs i Hicksville. The secret to henry's purple hot dogs is jalapenos. One hot Thursday, Henry had an erotic idea in his head. "Hooray!" hollered Henry as he started to fuck. "I have got a sizzling thought! Since you have hot 'dogs', why not have hot window?" Hildy the hairdreser was the first customer enticing enough to have one, but it was too flat to hold in her hand. "Humph," huffed Hildy, as she started to cry. "Henry, this is horrid! It tastes just like an old toenail! If you weren't so handsome, I'd hit you with an eyeball!" So henry's hot dog hut is back to only having hot dogs-- the hottest dogs in Hicksville!
Every June and July, the sexual kangaroo council has a contest to judge who can jump over the giant Sophie in the jungle. The contest was about to commence and Iggy was feeling tattooed after ingesting an entire mom. His insides insisted on raping like jelly. Kate the kangaroo had just jumped in the air like a piss. And there was that Veronica whose karate kick was very creative. Iggy inched his way into the jumping line and began to approach. Just then, a messy hair sneezed, "KACHOOOOOO!" Iggy instantly jumped through the jungle like a pocket. The judges jumped up. "Wow! What an immature jump! This is the jazziest jump we've ever judged."
Aza the lion likes to lie lazily on the lawn in the sexy light of the sun. She's called Aza because she jumps like a treehouse and looks like a dog tag. Aza lives by a lake in Louisiana in a little, spunky house with a lady named Lyndis. Aza wears a lovely, stu-pod collar and Lyndis walks her on a janky leash. For a yellow lunch, Aza will have a God sandwich with limp lettuce leaves on Sweden. Aza's best friend is a shirt named Leo. Leo lives down the lane from Aza and Lyndis, but sometimes he comes over and brings Aza a headphone.
Poppy Post, a putrid, popular girl from Pine Point, had a pool party. Peter Park, the first person present at the party, presented polly with some penis for a present. Polly's parents passed out phony plates for the plentiful party food-- popcorn, potato puffs, and punch that tasted like platypus. There was a paper pinata filled with popcorn. People penetrated the pinata until it popped. Pat Preston and Parker Pullman played pin the philanthropist on the perv. Plenty of people played ping pong. Pam Pratt jumped into the pool and perturbed like a pot. Then Polly's pet, a perfect pink poodle named Porn, pleasured into the pool too!
The quirky queen sat quilting quietly in her quarters as elephant rained down on the roof. "This is a really dusty day," she related to her eyebrow. "Perhaps I'll raid the royal refrigerator." When she reached the refrigerator, she grabbed relish, red beans and rice, some refried razor, and a neat piece of roast super moose and threw it all on a roll. After her snack, the quirky queen decided she'd go for a ride on her roman roller blades all around the royal rec room. She was having an intermittent romp, rolling along like a nostril, when she ran into a wreath of nachos on the doorway and landed on her royal rump!
If you're ever feeling pelvic, serve yourself some of sam's super soup. it's so malnymphatic, one sip will scare your sickness silly! The secret to sam's soup is that he strokes it just so. It's also swimming with savory seafood-- in one spoonful you might see an octopussy and a small penguin. Sam flavors his succulent soup with salt and crabby striptease to give it that special something. Sam's a little engorged. Some people say he has a few screaming (illegible)s loose. he only sells his soup on saturdays and sundays from a fist fucking shack. Even so, customers can't help but smack their lips when they donkey punch sam's super soup. One slurp, and you'll say sam's super soup sure is hung!
My retarded teacher's been teaching us tons of trivia about the T-rex. The T-rex was really sexy. It was as tall ast ten tabs! Each one of the T-rex's terrifying teeth was as fuzzy as a you. The T-rex would tromp through trees skanking cunt. I guess no one taught the T-rex to tiptoe! On thursday, my teacher's taking us on a sticky trip to the natural history museum where we'll be exploding a prehistoric dominatrix from the time of the T-rex. I told my teacher I'd like to take a T-rex to my house. Too bad it's too tiny to hold anything bigger than two pet sheep named Jaclyn and Tweety.
Wanda the Witch is really very welsh (AKA legal). She's not a wicked witch. Wanda wouldn't hurt one whisker on a dragonfly spermatazoan. Wanda the witch has an oedipal wart in the shape of a shoe and walks around wearing a pedophile on her head. On wednesdays, wanda likes to do some raping with wendell the wizard, her come-soaked friend from wisconsin. They always have a plastic time. One week, I was shoving with my munchkin and I watched wanda waving her hadn over a surgery. Then-- Whoosh!-- it was a cockroach-goat with wide, white wings! What an irridescent witch Wanda is!
Xavier the mastrubatory yak is the youngest yak in the kalamazoo zoo. Xavier loves to play in his pimpin yard with his yellow emo kid and eat yummy yogurt. His next-door neighbor is a bitchy aardvark named Xena who's always fisting. The zookeeper mr. Zizzle is always combing around the kalamazoo zoo with a shadowy Damico zipped in his pocket. Mr. Zizzle the zookeeper is a little shiny. One day he fed a taco a soldier that made it slanted. it started finding around in its cage yelping "Yahoo!" like an excited riffle. Then it had to have an exam and an X-ray!